gladin

ILLEGAL offroading that makes the general public frown upon LEGAL offroaders who fight to keep the few LEGAL trails left open.

And I hope the shitstains who posted the original definition shoot themselves in the fucking face

So we we were going to go gladin tonight, but instead we decided to toss each other's salad.

by Numidian December 17, 2006

Gladin

The act of driving aimlessly around the Everglades, on and off defined roads, for the supposed porpose of spotting aligators, but in reality just to have a good time, and/or trash a rental car (with rental insurance, of course).

Steve rented a brand new hummer to go gladin, and fell of the rickety-ass old wooden bridge.

by James N & Dave C May 15, 2006

gladin

To exagerate one's own experiences regarding illegal activities in order to boost one's own ego, especially in very public forums like Wikipedia. Subsequent beat down by a world wide audience that forces one to retract the lies is required to complete the 'gladin' cycle.

James, Dave, and Lance of Palm Beach Florida are the originators of gladin. Subsequent beatdown provided by intelligent off-highway vehicle enthusiasts world wide.

by fpferdave December 21, 2006

Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry

by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013

Gliding

UK Slang: The equivalent of being on a warpath or looking for vengeance.

(Please stop posting nonsense definitions)

I tried to calm Tony down but he's glidin' (gliding). He's on smoke, fuming!

by sorrowful_mage July 26, 2021