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A nonsensical word first used by Professer Frink. Used to describe any emotion from surprise to joy to sadness.
by JoeBob August 15, 2003
Get the Glayvin mug.A pistol cartridge developed orginally for law enforcement, intended as a mid-way cartridge between the 9mm and .45 ACP. It's ballistics are similar to those of the .41 Magnum.
by JoeBob August 30, 2003
Get the 10mm Auto mug.A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.
by JoeBob August 30, 2003
Get the .50 Action Express mug.A double action, polymer framed, semi automatic pistol manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Availible in .40 Smith & Wesson, 9x19mm Parabellum, and .45 ACP. There are many variants, including: The USP Compact (which, in addition to the three calibers mentioned above, is availible in .357 SIG), the USP Expert, USP Match, and USP Tactical. The USP was also the basis for the Mk23 Mod 0 SOCOM .45 ACP pistol. Many seem to think the only availible USP is the .45 ACP Tactical model, probably due to the fact that they know little or nothing about ANY guns not featured in some game called Counterstrike, if they even know that there are guns that EXIST outside those used in Counterstrike.
The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.
by JoeBob August 31, 2003
Get the Heckler & Koch USP mug.A handgun cartrige orignially developed for the Smith & Wesson. Model 29 double action revolver. The .44 Mag is the brainchild of pistolero Elmer Keith.
The .44 Magnum was forever immortalized when it was first seen in the Clint Eastwood movie, 'Dirty Harry.' It has become a popular handgun hunting round, and can be found chambered in various handguns, including the Smith & Wesson 629 (and variants), Ruger's Blackhawk, Redhawk, and Super Red Hawk revolvers, and of course the ever popular Israeli Desert Eagle autoloading pistol. While no longer the reining heavyweight champion, it is far more practical than cartridges such as the .454 Casull, .475 Linebaugh, (.50 Action Express), and .500 Smith & Wesson.
The .44 Magnum was forever immortalized when it was first seen in the Clint Eastwood movie, 'Dirty Harry.' It has become a popular handgun hunting round, and can be found chambered in various handguns, including the Smith & Wesson 629 (and variants), Ruger's Blackhawk, Redhawk, and Super Red Hawk revolvers, and of course the ever popular Israeli Desert Eagle autoloading pistol. While no longer the reining heavyweight champion, it is far more practical than cartridges such as the .454 Casull, .475 Linebaugh, (.50 Action Express), and .500 Smith & Wesson.
by JoeBob September 2, 2003
Get the .44 Magnum mug.The famous Avtomat Klashnikova Model 1947 (AK47) is, along with it's scores of variants, the most widely used and manufacutured assault rifle in the world. Developed orginally for mobile units of the Russian Army, the AK rifles have found their way into the hands from hundreds of other militaries, as well as terrorist groups. Caliber of the orginal AK47/AKM was 7.62x39mm. The 7.62mm caliber has been phased out in Russia, which now favors the 5.45x39mm, chambered in the AK74.
by JoeBob September 6, 2003
Get the AK47 mug.Heckler & Koch USP 9mm, Colt Combat Special Government .45, Glock 20 10mm, Smith & Wesson Model 629 .44 Magnum, Luger P'08 9mm, M4 Carbine 5.56mm, Accuracy International AWM .300 Winchester Magnum, Heckler & Koch PSG1 7.62mm, Stoner Model 63(A) 5.56mm, Heckler & Koch MP5 9mm, Heckler & Koch UMP .45, Thompson Model 1928 .45, Walther MPL 9mm, Heckler & Koch G3A3, MAC 10 .45, Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, Ruger Super Redhawk .454 Casull, Colt Python .357 Magnum, Walther PPK 7.65mm, AK47 7.62x39mm, Colt Single Action Army .45, Heckler & Koch P7M8 9mm, Uzi 9mm, Mossberg Model 500 12 gauge, Franchi SPAS 12 12 gauge, Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG, Colt Model 1911A1.
by JoeBob September 6, 2003
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