Glarvin 

Very hairy ginger balls which have the face of Adam Sandler tattooed on one and the face of Lionel Richie tattooed on the other. . . They be starin' at you.

Guy: "Hey, check out Emma Watson's glarvin!"
Other guy: "Wow, those are some great tattoos."

Glarvin by amaterasu... August 22, 2011

glarvin 

word that can be substitited for any other word

Hey Ken, hand me that glarvin over there. Or the water was so cold my glarvin shrunk.

glarvin by Junior June 19, 2006

Tom Glavine 

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP

Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"

Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010

fred garvin 

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.

I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.

fred garvin by volume4 July 28, 2005

Glayvin 

A nonsensical word first used by Professer Frink. Used to describe any emotion from surprise to joy to sadness.

Great glayvin in a Glad Bag!

Glayvin by JoeBob August 15, 2003

garvin 

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything

"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."

garvin by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010