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To subvert your new employers business through deception, misdirection or blatant espionage in the purpose of aiding one's former employer. Rooted in the performance of former major leaguer and future hall of famer, Tom Glavine when he signed with New York as a free agent and successfully ended the Mets playoff aspirations in 2007. Upon which he immediately resigned with his former team and division rival Atlanta.

When Tommy started working for Dairy Queen, he skimped on toppings, intentionally overcharged customers and slapped an old lady in an attempt to glavine them for Baskin and Robbins

glavine by Pugs Kobayashi June 16, 2009

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Tom Glavine

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP

Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"

Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010

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gavined

When something's bad is happening that you could prevent, but you film it instead.

I saw a man walking towards a pothole while looking at his phone. So I gavined him.

gavined by rtfanboy April 19, 2015

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gavinelli

forcing a girl to have sex with you by forcing her to take multiple shots of whiskey.

usually ends up in the girl running out of the house scared.

Charlie gavinellied Autumn last night!

rape

gavinelli by fatcanadian October 21, 2010

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GavinE_WWE

The most underrated IWC account on twitter.

Oh look, It's GavinE_WWE! Boy is he underrated!

GavinE_WWE by Gavin_E_ May 19, 2021

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Glavin

A very nice person and is very cute. Gets pissed easily but makes sure to make things right. Usually nice to women but gets bored and annoyed easily. He’s funny,but sometimes annoying as hell. Big dick and big personality.

Remember Glavin from the bar yesterday? He seemed pretty chill.

Glavin by GiantDickDave May 24, 2018

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Gavinese

A Large empire founded by their Lord and Saviour Gavin

Long live the Gavinese Empire.

Gavinese by Darkhart1213 March 27, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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