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children's euphemism for the genitals, especially the penis.
gla-gla by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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when she gla gla on my boom until i glagl
hey bro wanna gla gla
ofc
gla gla by the realest pope August 12, 2023
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Gla-La-La 

The edible secretions gathered from a fat person's multiple chins (often involving oil, sweat, etc...).
Hey bro, dinner at Frank Dining Hall sucked so much tonight I would have rather eaten Gla-La-La!

Person 1: May I have some of your Gla-La-La?
Fat Man: Of course, I have plenty today as it is so hot outside!

Bro 1: Dude, look at that glutton's gla-la-la. He could feed a third world country.
Bro 2: Ya that's gross.

Gla-La-La by Bubba Jenkins May 10, 2008
A 5 Seconds Of Summer (5SOS) fangirl term meaning Giggle Like Ashton (one of the members)
"Omg i just saw the new 5SOS video gla "
GLA by I_got_ü December 9, 2016
One of the three factions to choose from in the game Command and Conquer: Generals. They possess some of the strongest and lightest infantry and tank units, and can upgrade easily.
OMG U SENT A GLA SCUD STORM YOU FUXOR!
GLA by Lon August 24, 2005
Internet vernacular for Good Luck All. Usually is preceded by an online tournament or match of some sort.
GLA by Koray April 17, 2005
a term once created by the three amigos - mike, jon, karl.

Stands as an acronym for 'good looking asian' and is a compliment dished out when necessary.

As of this stage, it is now merely a term overly used by the general public with the ownership forgotten.

Once in a blue moon, a PLA comes to town. PLA being the epitome of perfection.
"hey dude...check out that gla over there on the far right!

nah mate! sla noob"

"hey mate, check out that GLA"
"JONNY COME ON. glasses mate"

mh; "dayam boys, gla in our sights?"
jc: "that maccas chick at mc? yeah she is def-"
kw: "noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

mh: "is that a gla?!?!!"
jc: "THATS NOT EVEN AN A"

mh: gla?
jc: that's a guy mate

"hey mike, what does GLA? stand for on your sleeve?"
"uhhh i dont know."

"omg karl. check out the gla there DAAAYUM"
"Oooh, she's tasty"
mike: "i left my glasses at home. GG"
GLA by AMIGOGO October 22, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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