P1, THE BAND 5SOS ARE SO ASDFGHJKL
P1. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BREADSTICK, GOD DAMN HE IS HOT.
P2. YEAH AND THE GIGGLY KANGAROO IS SO CUTE
P1. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER KITTEN OML
P2. AND THE SQUISHY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P1. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BREADSTICK, GOD DAMN HE IS HOT.
P2. YEAH AND THE GIGGLY KANGAROO IS SO CUTE
P1. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER KITTEN OML
P2. AND THE SQUISHY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by calumhood.com June 08, 2016
by 5sosdailyvids // on Instagram February 16, 2015
Boyband. DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE CALL THIS BOYBAND A BAND. There are obviously 5 members as the title of this boyband is FIVE stilky odd sexies. They all are horny all the time, and the age of the members varies from 11 to 89. The songs are mostly about gay relationships, hairy vaginas, and dick popping sodas. 3/5 of these members have also had past carrieers in the porn industry.
Members:
Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.
Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband.
Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour.
Teenage fangirl of the boyband.
Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset.
Baby of the boyband.
Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then.
Porn star of the boyband.
Members:
Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.
Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband.
Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour.
Teenage fangirl of the boyband.
Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset.
Baby of the boyband.
Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then.
Porn star of the boyband.
by Frids August 08, 2015
by BiggieChez January 06, 2018
“Have you heard of 5sos”
“Urm no, sing one of their songs”
“She looks so perfect standing there–
“IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR”
“Urm no, sing one of their songs”
“She looks so perfect standing there–
“IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR”
by Itsnotholliec January 05, 2020
have you heard of 5sos?
no who even is that
*youngblood starts playing*
ohhh that band, yeah they're really good
no who even is that
*youngblood starts playing*
ohhh that band, yeah they're really good
by oldmebutnotlftv April 13, 2021
5sos, or 5 Seconds of Summer.
You mean those 4 delicious, tall, talented, sex gods?
Yep they are so hot
Hot
Af
Do you realise how hot they are
AMAZING MUSIC
You mean those 4 delicious, tall, talented, sex gods?
Yep they are so hot
Hot
Af
Do you realise how hot they are
AMAZING MUSIC
5sos ayo
by GallchobhairJ January 28, 2015