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Geezer no gizer 

A geezer no gizer is an old pig that runs around the forestry trees in search for a cantaloupe.
Erin- ‘hey Bethany did u see that geezer no gizer running around yesterday?’

Bethany- ‘why yes Erin I did’
Geezer no gizer by randopando2 October 1, 2018
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Gazer Gazer 

Some one who is woke popularized by Solluminati. Also can mean someone who sun gazes because they are demi gods.
"Gazer Gazer hoodie so in the buildin".
Gazer Gazer by Gazer Gazer June 17, 2020

pleasure giver 

Someone who receives a lot of pleasure from giving pleasure.
During a sexual encounter, I am only focused on giving the person that I'm with pleasure, and bringing that person to orgasm, not receiving any sexual stimulation myself. If the person that I am with starts touching me in a sexual way, I lose interest. It's all about them, I am the pleasure giver!
Gizelle is a person who will be there no matter what, even if no one is there for them. Gizelle is very kind, nice, savage, mother like, hard headed, stubborn, aloof, weird, and awkward. She is a type of person who will keep on smiling when there is knife stabbed in her back while a gun is pointed to her head. She is a type person who will comfort you, she can be wise or be the dumbest person you ever know. She can be stubborn to certain things, she will not back down unless you show her the facts. She is a type of person who will kill themself for you or for the entire world. She is a person who has to much thoughts with her head but never tells anybody cause she doesn’t want to bother someone or to be a bother to people. Gizelle is a type of person who a ton of people take granted of.
Friend: Hey Gizelle I have something very important to tell you!

Gizelle(who is busy with work): Really what happened? Did you get hurt or did you hurt someone?

Friend: Oh it’s nothing I just wanted to talk to someone.

Gizelle: Oh okay, soooooo what do you want to talk about?
Gizelle by -_Res_Publica_- January 20, 2019
Someone who thinks that he is a Pro-Gamer,
but in real life he is the prototype of a
casual gamer.
Usually a person older than 30 years that is still
playing Videogames intended for children.
As a consequence he is frightened about games
for adults.
Most Giernots were born in regions with very low population
as forrests or farm-regions.
As a consequence a Giernot is affraid of the real world.
To form a contrast his major feeding is based on chinese food,
it is expected that he so tries to prove his (not existing) urbanity.
A further consequence is that he is really agressiv in traffic,
especially when driving a car.
Maybe a implication of growing up with bears.
(For a Giernot a car seems to be a wild animal)
A Giernot likes to play old NES-Games, because he is afraid of more than 8 bit.
Giernot by Schalke November 26, 2011

Peter Packing Peter Gazer 

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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