A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so
clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don'
t slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil
Government's owners, ad-nauseam.
Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?
Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my
boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil
Government. He'll get the muzzels on his
people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don'
t get we want we won'
t be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won'
t be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."
Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"
Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
