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titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.
John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!
titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

gastropheliac 

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia
"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'
gastropheliac by dwayne May 11, 2004

gatastrophe 

When your gat or gun is not functioning properly and it does not work in a time of need.
I was running down the street and i fired my nine and it wouldnt shoot, i had a muth fucking gatastrophe
gatastrophe by Kai Heidenberg November 21, 2006

guitastrophe 

A guitastrophe occurs when a guitar solo is so intense, people get hurt.
Damn man, I played some Dragonforce the other day. It was a guitastrophe :D
guitastrophe by Matt Cirka January 15, 2008

Gastrophelia

The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.

See Gastropheliac
"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
Gastrophelia by dwayne May 12, 2004

gaytastrophe 

Something you say or a situation that might jeopardize your standing or appearance in the heterosexual world, such as liking a certain chick flick or using nice smelling hand lotions.
"Dude, that's so fetch!"

"What the hell? 'Fetch'?"

"You know, like in that movie Mean Gi---never mind."

"Gaytastrophe avoided."
gaytastrophe by Danny Noonan, October 20, 2008