gaytastrophe 

Something you say or a situation that might jeopardize your standing or appearance in the heterosexual world, such as liking a certain chick flick or using nice smelling hand lotions.

"Dude, that's so fetch!"

"What the hell? 'Fetch'?"

"You know, like in that movie Mean Gi---never mind."

"Gaytastrophe avoided."

gaytastrophe by Danny Noonan, October 20, 2008

gatastrophe 

When your gat or gun is not functioning properly and it does not work in a time of need.

I was running down the street and i fired my nine and it wouldnt shoot, i had a muth fucking gatastrophe

gatastrophe by Kai Heidenberg November 21, 2006

guitastrophe 

A guitastrophe occurs when a guitar solo is so intense, people get hurt.

Damn man, I played some Dragonforce the other day. It was a guitastrophe :D

guitastrophe by Matt Cirka January 15, 2008

gitastrophe 

A git catastrophe. A series of inevitable mistakes that will occur when using Git or another, similar version control system.

I was trying to push my code to the repo, but I had a gitastrophe, so it'll have to wait.

gitastrophe by ladognome October 6, 2016

gastastrophe 

The passing of extremely pungent gas in a small, socially inappropriate, overpopulated setting. 2-The manipulation of fuel prices to gouge the public for huge profits before leaving political office.

Although the Donald kept his cheeks squeezed tightly together, the fumes building in his stomach from the nachos grande suddenly escaped into the packed boardroom. The gastastrophe made everyone's eyes water.

gastastrophe by enshawntay April 4, 2009

Gazastrophe

Used to liken a poor situation to that of the Gaza Strip, especially when basic services are lacking.

Guy 1: During last nights blackout, there was no electricity, heat or running water! On top of that, we had no food!

Guy 2: Ya, that was a total Gazastrophe...

Gazastrophe by urbanhumandictionary May 7, 2011

Gyattastrophe 

A big ass that is a catastrophy

That girl has a gyattastrophe

Gyattastrophe by msx6942390 February 20, 2024