gatastrophe 

When your gat or gun is not functioning properly and it does not work in a time of need.

I was running down the street and i fired my nine and it wouldnt shoot, i had a muth fucking gatastrophe

gatastrophe by Kai Heidenberg November 21, 2006

ratastrophe 

rat catastrophe

ratastrophe

ratastrophe by supertune June 30, 2021

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

Natastrophe 

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.

Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)

Natastrophe by A.Mix November 12, 2009

anal catastrophe 

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

anal catastrophe by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004

california catastrophe 

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

california catastrophe by Tomstah May 18, 2018