guitastrophe

A guitastrophe occurs when a guitar solo is so intense, people get hurt.

Damn man, I played some Dragonforce the other day. It was a guitastrophe :D

by Matt Cirka January 15, 2008

gatastrophe

When your gat or gun is not functioning properly and it does not work in a time of need.

I was running down the street and i fired my nine and it wouldnt shoot, i had a muth fucking gatastrophe

by Kai Heidenberg November 21, 2006

gitastrophe

A git catastrophe. A series of inevitable mistakes that will occur when using Git or another, similar version control system.

I was trying to push my code to the repo, but I had a gitastrophe, so it'll have to wait.

by ladognome October 6, 2016

guestastrophe

A catastrophe, usually at a party or similar gathering, caused by or involving someone who was not directly invited. For example, they may have come as someone else's guest (a plus one) or gatecrashed the event.

I didn't even know Ned was coming to my place, but it ended up being a massive guestastrophe

by Mickey Babes September 8, 2010

gaytastrophe

Something you say or a situation that might jeopardize your standing or appearance in the heterosexual world, such as liking a certain chick flick or using nice smelling hand lotions.

"Dude, that's so fetch!"

"What the hell? 'Fetch'?"

"You know, like in that movie Mean Gi---never mind."

"Gaytastrophe avoided."

by Danny Noonan, October 20, 2008

gastastrophe

The passing of extremely pungent gas in a small, socially inappropriate, overpopulated setting. 2-The manipulation of fuel prices to gouge the public for huge profits before leaving political office.

Although the Donald kept his cheeks squeezed tightly together, the fumes building in his stomach from the nachos grande suddenly escaped into the packed boardroom. The gastastrophe made everyone's eyes water.

by enshawntay April 4, 2009