girthmaxx

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis making the sides of the penis more bulky and girthier in appearance. It's one of the 2 steps in penis bending the other being jelqing which increases it's length whilst this increases it's width.

Jeremy: wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx
Sara: i can't im still on jelqing

girthmaxx by doisptick May 15, 2024

Girthman Junior 

The RappeR/MC alter ego for Jordy Donald because of his unusual girth.

Hey man who is your favorite rapper?

Mothafuckin Girthman Junior!

Girthman Junior by tobin111 May 25, 2011

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

Girthmaxxing by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

girthmaxxing by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone

“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”

Girthmaxxing by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024

girthmaxxing

When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.

My penis is built like a bucket thanks to girthmaxxing.
Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!

girthmaxxing by Ukrel69 February 6, 2024