girthmax

Jelqing horizontally; Reverse Jelqing

Did you see Christian Ruballos' chode?? He definitely Girthmaxes

by anonymous February 29, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.

“Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”

by sigmatoilet26 May 3, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.

Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock

by doisptick May 15, 2024

Girthman Junior

The RappeR/MC alter ego for Jordy Donald because of his unusual girth.

Hey man who is your favorite rapper?

Mothafuckin Girthman Junior!

by tobin111 May 25, 2011

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.

"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing

by Jean Dough January 15, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024