When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.
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Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!
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by Ukrel69 February 06, 2024
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Get the girthmaxmug. Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone
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by Girthydave April 05, 2024
Get the Girthmaxingmug. the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.
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by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
Get the girthmaxxingmug. Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width
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Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
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