girtchy

it’s like when you say girly but you don’t want people to think your saying girly un ironically so you say girtchy instead. It’s less confusing.

Anna: i think i just started in my pantalones cortos
Morgan: girtchy- are you ok

by ragingdilflover April 13, 2021

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.

Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.

by Gritchard October 23, 2011

itchy gitchy gone

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin

I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

by kandiblades June 11, 2008

un-girthy

the exact opposite of a girthy person

matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy

by danooo May 7, 2008

girthy

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!

by Missy L November 6, 2006

gritchy

-- gritty and itchy and frustrating
-- anxiety inducing
-- annoying
Beginning in southern Ontario Canada, specifically Burlington, "Gritchy" has been in ever expanding use since the late 1960's

-- His acne was everywhere. It was gritchy to look at.
-- Sex in any position on dry sand and without a blanket, is gritchy.

by claybie August 25, 2009

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.

She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014