girthy 

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!

girthy by Missy L November 6, 2006

Girthy 

A cock so thick it needs three C’s.

That is one GIRTHY cock!

Girthy by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017

Girthy 

To be well-endowed in the penile area

James Millsop is girthy between his legs.

Girthy by PJFizzle April 18, 2010

girthy 

a person or thing that is short and wide.

That girl over yonder is girthy.

Joe has a genuinely girthy dick.

girthy by zztops yo January 22, 2007

Girthy 

Being obscenely thick or fat.

"That girl is straight up girthy."

"I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."

Girthy by MSchiffer December 28, 2008

girthy 

The state of having a huge dick and, as a result, being too good in bed. Groups such as Wrecking Crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. The Texas Rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything IS bigger in Texas.

Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.

girthy by VarianceParabola August 14, 2010

Girthy 

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.

Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?

Girthy by Resnad October 18, 2018