A person hopelessly addicted to visiting Granger’s at the Clock Tower, usually for a perfectly cooked ribeye, followed by an out-of-this-world fall martini…or three.
Common symptoms include:
Craving steak for no apparent reason, treating the fall cocktail menu like a personal challenge, and telling everyone, “We’re just stopping in for one drink.”
There is no known cure—but another martini usually helps.
You might be a grangaholic if the bartender knows your martini order and the ribeye starts cooking before you even sit down.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.