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gimptarded 

1. adj. describes something that is both stupid and broken. Or broken because it's stupid. Or vice versa.
"My gimptarded computer won't let me print this page of Homestar Runner quotes"
gimptarded by =west= September 15, 2003
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gitarded 

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded
“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro
gitarded by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

girltarded

When a female behaves illogicaly, irrationally, or generally insane for no apparent reason
"Jill and I had a great first date, but she never called me back when I asked her out the second time. She's girltarded."
girltarded by mister argo May 19, 2006

gimptard 

the offspring of a gimp and a retard. the best minority there is, itll get you into any college.
Yea, my mom is a gimp, and my fathers a fucken retard. so that makes me a gimptard. now gimmie ur finest meats and cheeses, a gi gi
gimptard by JPnofx9019 February 1, 2003

Gimptard 

A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.
I swear Shaun is such a gimptard.
Gimptard by losergimptard April 18, 2016

gimptard.com

A funny site that you should be reading instead of this one.
gimptard.com is a website you should visit
gimptard.com by steven October 6, 2003

gimptard 

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.
Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.
gimptard by eddy April 7, 2005
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