gimptarded

1. adj. describes something that is both stupid and broken. Or broken because it's stupid. Or vice versa.

"My gimptarded computer won't let me print this page of Homestar Runner quotes"

by =west= September 15, 2003

gimptard

the offspring of a gimp and a retard. the best minority there is, itll get you into any college.

Yea, my mom is a gimp, and my fathers a fucken retard. so that makes me a gimptard. now gimmie ur finest meats and cheeses, a gi gi

by JPnofx9019 February 01, 2003

Gimptard

A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.

I swear Shaun is such a gimptard.

by losergimptard April 18, 2016

gimptard

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.

Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.

by eddy April 07, 2005

gimptard

A contraction of gimp and retard, much like fucktardword

Christ, Maurice....you are such a fucking gimptard.

by Pattersonbrown January 15, 2003

gimptard

noun. A person with attributes of gimpness and retardedness. An internet geek with a job.

Brent is a gimptard

by Balky January 30, 2003

half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.

Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!

by Half a Gimptard inc December 08, 2023