girltarded

When a female behaves illogicaly, irrationally, or generally insane for no apparent reason

"Jill and I had a great first date, but she never called me back when I asked her out the second time. She's girltarded."

girltarded by mister argo May 19, 2006

Gillarded 

An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.

Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!

Gillarded by I_H8_alp November 18, 2009

Girltard 

A male's state of mind when he encounters a beautiful girl. Common symptoms include stuttering, nonsense talk or excessive smiling.

I didn't know what to say or how to act. I was a total girltard!

Girltard by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004

Gillarded 

Tricking an otherwise unobtainable girl into bed through the use of excessive alcohol.

Alec: I thought Katie didn't like him though?

Alex: He must have Gillarded her

Gillarded by althekid1891 November 21, 2011

gitarded 

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded

“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox”
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”

gitarded by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

gimptarded 

1. adj. describes something that is both stupid and broken. Or broken because it's stupid. Or vice versa.

"My gimptarded computer won't let me print this page of Homestar Runner quotes"

gimptarded by =west= September 15, 2003

gretarded 

another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up

used with alchohol and/or drugs

" yo were getting gretarded tonight"

gretarded by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009