girltarded
"Jill and I had a great first date, but she never called me back when I asked her out the second time. She's girltarded."
girltarded by mister argo May 19, 2006
Gillarded
An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.
Related Words
girltarded • Gillarded • gitarded • gretarded • Geltarded • gimptarded • Girltard • girl garden • girl gardener • girl trade
Girltard
A male's state of mind when he encounters a beautiful girl. Common symptoms include stuttering, nonsense talk or excessive smiling.
Girltard by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004
Gillarded
Gillarded by althekid1891 November 21, 2011
gimptarded
1. adj. describes something that is both stupid and broken. Or broken because it's stupid. Or vice versa.
gimptarded by =west= September 15, 2003
gretarded
another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up
used with alchohol and/or drugs
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up
used with alchohol and/or drugs
gretarded by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009
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