pimptarded

a pimp that is acing retarded or stupid at the moment

that pimp aint slappin that hoe he pimptarded.

by nanners,kasper September 1, 2007

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

pimptired

Exuastion resulting from pimping a ridiculous amount of hoes.
Usually occurs in pimptastic persons. Also see
pimpaerobics

Damn I'm pimptired, I need a good night's sex

by Mike Dean A.K.A. Pimptastic and Chandler E. Bland A.K.A. Chamala August 12, 2005

pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

by Brandon December 9, 2004

Pivotarded

Being challenged at working Pivotal.

I don't know how to work this program, I'm so pivotarded.

by Hill F July 20, 2008

gimptarded

1. adj. describes something that is both stupid and broken. Or broken because it's stupid. Or vice versa.

"My gimptarded computer won't let me print this page of Homestar Runner quotes"

by =west= September 15, 2003

poptarded

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

by Joe Brasch, Logan Heftel 2007 June 3, 2007