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Gimptard 

A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.
I swear Shaun is such a gimptard.
Gimptard by losergimptard April 18, 2016
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gimptard 

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.
Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.
gimptard by eddy April 7, 2005

gimptard 

A contraction of gimp and retard, much like fucktardword
Christ, Maurice....you are such a fucking gimptard.
gimptard by Pattersonbrown January 15, 2003

gimptard 

noun. A person with attributes of gimpness and retardedness. An internet geek with a job.
Brent is a gimptard
gimptard by Balky January 30, 2003

gimptard.com

A funny site that you should be reading instead of this one.
gimptard.com is a website you should visit
gimptard.com by steven October 6, 2003

half a gimptard 

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.
Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!
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B)
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A)
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B)
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