eddy's definitions

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

hamtaro

a children's anime that people often forget about the target audience and compare it to Cowboy Bebop and InuYasha which both have a completly different target audience

Idiot #1: HAMTARO IS GHEY!
Idiot #2: WE LIKE BEBOP, NOT FOR THE STORY LINE OR CHARACTERS BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE AND FAYE IS HOTTORZ!!!11

by Eddy October 19, 2003

Bubble Bobble

a classic arcade game in which two bubble-blowin dinos named Bub and Bob rescue their girlfriends from the cave of monsters

Bubble Bobble is one of the greatest arcade games ever made

by Eddy October 21, 2003

bourgeouis

The primary enemy of Marxists and one of the enemies of anarchists. They are rich and get there by enslaving the working class.

They own the businesses and take most of the money that the products made by workers bring in, giving the workers only a small amount.

Hey bourgeois, you're lucky I don't believe in propaganda by the deed or I'd be starting some class war with you with a pipebomb!

by eddy March 10, 2004