eddy's definitions

Futt Buck

Butt Fuck with the first letters reversed.

His supervisor really futt bucked him good over that last foul up.

by Eddy April 11, 2005

jonmang

just a mang, mang

see also: jonmange

y 2 be a jonmange

by eddy August 1, 2003

Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Q

Powerful foe from Star Trek.

by Eddy May 24, 2003

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

thrill

Something that is fun because it produces the illusion that one is in danger, but doesn't really have to worry.

Rollercoasters and considered by many to be thrilling.

by Eddy June 26, 2003

Gun Free Zone

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.

Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?

by Eddy November 22, 2007