gitarded

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded

“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox”
“Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”

by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

gitarded

to be completely stupified .. after a heavy night of 420:)

woh man , i am completely gitarded.. what was that ???

by Babybug420 September 8, 2005

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

gatarded

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010