steven's definitions

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

cut corners

To take a shortcut. Sometimes refers to doing something more quickly or for a lesser cost, but at a lesser quality.

In order to save time, some workers cut corners and don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

The manager told the cashier, "When selling cigarettes, you cannot cut corners. You must check their ID."

by Steven May 30, 2004

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005

Sausagefests

A party containing nothing but men. Used as an insult, as a way to call someone gay.

That party last Friday was such a sausagefest.

by Steven October 8, 2004

half-white ralph

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker

Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"

by Steven February 26, 2003

dingdong

A small chocolate cake filled with marshmallow cream.

Hey, you want a dingdong?

by Steven April 12, 2005

red-foot girl

Girl (usually of the white trash, hill-billy variety) whos feet have been permanently stained red from years and years of walking barefooted up and down a dirt or red clay road.

When I move back south, I'm gonna git me a red-foot girl and settle down.

by steven September 10, 2003