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gimpsmack 

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.
1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!
gimpsmack by shithouserat November 30, 2007

Gumpytickle 

(Noun): Gumpytickle is the name for the most gorgeous little girl in the world.

She is smart, has eyes that pierce right through you and most of all... she loves to bite! Laptops, teddy bears and noses; yes Gumpytickle as cute as she may seem is a baby ninja.
Reem is such a little Gumpytickle.
Gumpytickle by Ser3ndipity January 24, 2011

pimpstick 

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho
Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!
pimpstick by 1an September 20, 2006

Glipstick 

Goopy shiny lip appearance enhancer (lip gloss) commonly worn by Puerto Rican and black women typically containing sparkles and/or glitter accompanied by bright or neutral colors.
Twonkeria boogied on down to the Rite Aid yesterday to buy some glipstick.
Glipstick by Shroomster25. July 14, 2010

Downtown Gumstick 

When a man drags his sweaty ball sack over the forehead of his male lover until it sticks
Hopefully Greg will give me a downtown gumstick tonight.

pimpstickalicious 

A car, generally one that is riced out, that is a poor effort at customizing.
Check out that busted up honda on dubs, its pimpstickalicious.
pimpstickalicious by adamsredlines December 13, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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