gapstick

A measuring device used for calculating gappage.

Bitch had such a huge ass, my boy had to pull out his gapstick to measure that Grand Canyon

by g-ar! and neighbor February 21, 2009

gapsick

illness caused by spending too much time in the Gap clothing store

Dude I'm so gapsick it feels like my brain is melting and starting to ooze out of my ears.

by Mr. Maloof June 24, 2008