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gimpsmack 

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.
1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!
gimpsmack by shithouserat November 30, 2007
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A pimpsmack is originally used by pimps to control their whores, it involves raising your arm back so it looks like your scratching your left ear with your right hand, and bringing it down on the side of someones face.
Aaron decided he had put up with Mikey turning tricks on the side for long enough, and laid down the law with a mighty pimpsmack.
pimpsmack by MrDanger March 10, 2004
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1. The act of smacking a bitch with the back of your hand, usually in order to establish dominance or control. Can also be used to show someone who's boss.
1. The bitch was out of line so I pimpsmacked her ass.

2. "I'm the boss around here" proceeded with a pimpsmack.
Pimpsmack by Da Biggest Boss February 28, 2009

Gimpsack 

Craig David, Helen "I probably sound Welsh on the telly" Adams from Big Brother 2.
Gimpsack by Scotsdave December 12, 2004

gimpstick 

Like a pimp cane, except for gimps and/or midgets.
Yo, pop that mofucka with a gimpstick!
gimpstick by Gimpstick June 28, 2005
someone or something which is annoying or causes frustration. general insult
what a gimpsac
"omg i hate u , u r being such a gimpsac"
gimpsac by Cup and saucer December 7, 2007

gumsmack 

Cheese that builds up in your butt crack.
The gumsmack was so thick I couldn't handle the 69.
gumsmack by dirtball November 4, 2003