In a state of being overly reliant on technology, especially apps and social
media. More specifically pertains to an action which could have damn well otherwise been done in person, IRL.
Usually used in the pejorative,
as an insult. Originates from the cringe factor of the "selfie
stick" which is a type of camera gimbal, or the analogy of the gimbal as a stabilizing device, as to a person who without technology would be
useless. Technology is stabalizing thier ineffectual and pussified basic bitch existence. Synonyms, Yassified. (Colloquial slang first heard/ introduced in New
York)
The following actions are for gimbal ass little bitch birds:
-Face filters,bitch you don't look like that.
Posting food that you ordered from Uber eats/ Grub
hub, on your social media profile.
The phrase "this is giving... ______"
So gimbal that the adjective is the noun.
Your gimbal ass Samsung toilet bowl has wifi ,
will play your lame ass "ambient hip hop" spotify Playlist and
will notify you when you run out of TP. Better yet no it has three flying chrome seashells.
Your Tinder/ Grindr date gave you
"The Ickz" because he gave you flowers on the first date and you posted a capcut video about it but didn't actually speak. This gimbal ass little
strawberry just
shook her head and pointed to the caption. Got 70k views in 5 minutes.
You used Crispr to genetically edit your
child's eye color, in utero.
When scientists use deep language modeling ai to figure out the secret language of Indonesian fruit bats.
When footage from
people's ring doorbell camera is used on the 6pm news.
You got married to a factory refurbished hyper realistic Japanese sex robot. Cringersons.
... You get the idea. Don't you be a gimbal ass little bitch
bird.
