spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018

Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018

Grate the gimbal

To stroke ones penis between the cheeks of your boyfriend’s arse without penetration

I couldn’t wait to tell the blokes at work about my skills to grate the gimbal. I rode my boyfriend’s ass, slicing through his slimy cheeks till I blew up his back

by spank-the-monkee May 30, 2018