Definitions by spank-the-monkee

Grate the gimbal 

To stroke ones penis between the cheeks of your boyfriend’s arse without penetration

I couldn’t wait to tell the blokes at work about my skills to grate the gimbal. I rode my boyfriend’s ass, slicing through his slimy cheeks till I blew up his back

Grate the gimbal by spank-the-monkee June 11, 2018

Spackle burgler 

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

Spackle burgler by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

spackle burglar 

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

spackle burglar by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018