Scottish actress best known for playing the character Amy Pond in the Nu Doctor Who series. Unlike many modern day actresses she is beautiful, talented, intelligent, and down to earth. She also challenges the sterotype that gingers are fugly.
An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.
Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!
A fake country located in Europe, it is usually used by Omegle users from around the globe to fool kids and people from the states.
Unfortunately I managed to convince over 100 american people that this country actually exist, therefore Im proud to be an Israel\Canadian!
Stranger: Hey!
Me: hello there!
Stranger: Im from Texas you?
Me: Girland
Stranger: cool where is that?
Me: Europe
Me: like right above France...
Stranger: Cool !! teach me something in girlandian!!
Me: Ani Zona
Stranger: whats that?!?
Me: it means I'm beautiful Stranger: Ohh so I'm such a Ani Zona girl ;)
Me: oh yes you are you dirty slut!
*for those who don't understand Ani Zona= Im a slut (in hebrew)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.