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A woman who is appreciated by men for her extensive knowledge of the male anatomy and how to use it in new ways.
Hey man you should have seen what me and my girl did last nite. She was actin so gilland my leg started twitching.
gilland by andy April 20, 2005
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Justin Gilland 

Another name for a sloth. Sleeps 19-23 hours a day. loved huge cock in and or around his mouth
look at that sloth......noo thats a justin gilland
Justin Gilland by troy hurlbert February 4, 2010

Karen Gillan 

Scottish actress best known for playing the character Amy Pond in the Nu Doctor Who series. Unlike many modern day actresses she is beautiful, talented, intelligent, and down to earth. She also challenges the sterotype that gingers are fugly.
Karen Gillan is the best thing to come out of Scotland in ages.
Karen Gillan by coloneljackmustard October 26, 2011

Julia Gillard 

1. A liar.
Julia Gillard: Good morning, everyone.
Rest of the room: *checks watches to confirm that it is, in fact, morning*
Julia Gillard by Genericnessia October 14, 2011

Julia Gillard 

The first female Prime Minister of Australia, who is a total fucking deadshit.
Girl: Yay! Julia Gillard's our PM!
Guy:........
Julia Gillard by Uhkapeli July 14, 2011

Gillarded 

An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.
Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!
Gillarded by I_H8_alp November 18, 2009
A fake country located in Europe, it is usually used by Omegle users from around the globe to fool kids and people from the states.
Unfortunately I managed to convince over 100 american people that this country actually exist, therefore Im proud to be an Israel\Canadian!
Stranger: Hey!
Me: hello there!
Stranger: Im from Texas you?
Me: Girland
Stranger: cool where is that?
Me: Europe

Me: like right above France...
Stranger: Cool !! teach me something in girlandian!!
Me: Ani Zona

Stranger: whats that?!?
Me: it means I'm beautiful
Stranger: Ohh so I'm such a Ani Zona girl ;)
Me: oh yes you are you dirty slut!

*for those who don't understand Ani Zona= Im a slut (in hebrew)
Girland by silverXD May 28, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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