andy's definitions

minnow

Slang term for the clitoris.

I heard she's like 6'5", imagine the size of that minnow!

by Andy May 4, 2004

yotz

A swear-word invented for use in the TV series Farscape. Its meaning is unspecified, but it is generally invoked in phrases such as "what in the yotz are you doing?".

The word-structure is presumably meant to be alien, but closely resembles words originating from eastern European Jewish languages/dialects (e.g. putz).

Why the yotz didn't you tell me about the frelling intruders on the bridge?

What the yotz do you think I'm going to do with this?

by Andy April 19, 2004

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Adam, Andy, Eric, Mike the fucking coolest badass heterosexual fellows that occasionally like to hump eachother.

Dude look at that chicks titties.
Dude, I wanna C her CB

by Andy April 17, 2005

STG

Coming from the phrase "I'd smash the granny out of that", the Smash The Granny is abbreviated to STG, meaning any Fit, shaggable girl in the vicinity.

Steve! Steve!
What?
STG dude, behind you!
Whoa!

by Andy June 16, 2004

shmibly

When someone asks you a question you say shmibly before they can finish. It's another way of being ignorant

You: Are you going to the movies tomorrow?

Me: Shmibly!

by Andy July 15, 2004

s-schmid

to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy

Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!

by andy May 4, 2004

piss-ant

A term used to describe small-town USA

"I'll be damned if I don't get out of this piss-ant town soon"

by Andy April 19, 2004