andy's definitions

Sharrcoal

A type of precious natural substance, believed to be so rare and valuble that no price attached to it could ever be worthy. Only one in existance.

Sharr

by Andy October 31, 2003

protectotard

A person who tries to prevent or protect other people, i.e. children, from the alledged coruptiveness and corrosiveness of violent videogames and computer games.

The inventors of the word "killographic" are a bunch of protectotards.

by Andy December 11, 2003

negrophiliac

The obsession a black man or woman has with having sex with a dead body.

Did you see Jamarcus tear into that old dead woman? He's such a negrophiliac!!!!

by Andy January 16, 2008

blow ballast

To defecate (Royal Navy slang)

"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."

by Andy June 19, 2006

rude

where something is, well fuckin amazin

thats a rude car over there

by Andy July 19, 2003

chirps

What a Nextel phone does when you try and Direct Connect to another Nextel Phone.
Also see Sprint Chirp aka Ready Link

You got that phone that chirps?

by Andy March 9, 2005

Ent

Tree-creature in Lord of the Rings. Ents are tall, slow and patient creatures which live in the forest of Fangorn and exist to protect the trees from harm. Related to Entwife. Make for very cool special effects in films, especially when it comes to trashing Isengard.

That tree's got a face - it looks just like an ent.

You need the patience of an ent to put up with this degree course.

Tony Blair's revived the road building programme! I hope an ent squashes him.

by Andy April 17, 2004