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gigglemuck 

noun. A derogatory, almost slur sounding term used to describe someone who acts rather goofy, halfwittedly, idiotic, or strange; A term used to describe someone who often fucks up, makes clumsy mistakes, or meanders into trouble. This person who makes these foolish accidents, while potentially serious or problematic is so absurd or unexpected that elicits laughter or amusement.
"That was such a gigglemuck play bro."

"Don't be a fucking gigglemuck right now bro, my girlfriend is coming over."

"I don't play with gigglemucks, they ruin my mood."
gigglemuck by MANTOMEN August 2, 2024
Words you can keep

GiggleDick 

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"
GiggleDick by KixStar December 1, 2016

GiggleFuck 

To be struck with an incessant laughing/giggle fit that keeps going on and on at inconvenient times, rendering you fucked because now you look weird.
Person 1: *sitting in a classroom which is currently silent then happens to think of a funny line from Pineapple Express that strikes a chord* AhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAbuah! *clutching stomach, tears streaming down face, trying to be quiet but failing*

Person 2: That man....is suffering a GiggleFuck.
GiggleFuck by AWidowandADivorcee August 12, 2009

Gagglefuckofdouche 

Gaggle fuck of douche.
A meandering group of unorganized douchbags.
Today all the corporate executives were taking a tour of the plant, what a gagglefuckofdouch that was.

What is that gagglefuckofdouche doing over there?

gagglefuck 

gaggle is defined as a group of geese on the ground. Thus gaggle fuck means something similar to a cluster fuck. And as you may know a cluster fuck refers to something that is unorganized. So gagglefuck means something that is unorganized
gagglefuck by Mike Press March 23, 2004

Gigglechuckleitis

pronounced : giggle-chuckle-i-tis

when u are laughing so hard for a long time, you end up getting gigglechuckleitis.
Person A : yo bro, come look at this 3 second video on YouTube called hyfdjgbdnfbdjtfshtdshbsffsbhgsjsfybs. its really funny.
Berson B : ok
Person A : so how was it?
Person B : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Person A : oh no...
Person C : I think he's got gigglechuckleitis again...
Person B : ARE U FRICKIN TALKING BEHIND MY BACK
Person A & C : yes. we are literally right behind you. omg
Person B : hey look! THAT PERSON IS BEING SUCH A HASSAN!!!!!!!
Person A : YEAH ITS THAT HASSAN KID, EWW
Person C : EWW ITS HASSAN
Person D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,and Y : EWWWWWWWWWWW UR SUCH A HASSAN, HASSAN
Hassan : Im such a hassan
Me : my story literally makes no sense but eh whatever
When someone is making you happy and you are smiling all the time.
Steve - Am I making you happy?

Eva - Haha deffo turned me into a gigglemug
Gigglemug by GCSF May 12, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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