giftz

Swaggy Ass Gifts

I got so many Giftz for mt bday

by Janiesmith2345 June 27, 2015

gifted kid burnout

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.

amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

by giftedkidburnout January 12, 2018

gintz

To get screwed out of something that is rightfully yours.

I just got gintzed out of my patent. Parker gintzed Karl out of the Parkelite patent.

by PepperMBA2009 June 24, 2009

Homer Gift

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

by El J May 3, 2007

thoughtless gifter

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

by jpg3 December 20, 2014

Mastering the gift

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Gift

Gift. Dictionary meaning present but in depth, a present to the world. Beautiful, pretty, sexy smart and talented. Often loud but quiet at the same time. Should never be tested even tho tough they seem calm and weak don't try thief patience. Can easily get angry but takes a while for them to be sad and very violent. Very good in bed and other places and takes whatever life throws.

She's such a gift!!

by HolyGrayal April 6, 2017