gibboned

The process of destroying a perfectly serviceable item due to either fecklessness or recklessness or a combination of both.

George enjoyed having a family until an retarded intern mechanic gibboned the brakes on his minivan.

by James Levine June 29, 2006

Gibbon

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.

"that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon"

by [SOMF] February 14, 2008

To Gibbons

Calling 'under the gun' in poker

What did you just do?!
I Gibbonsed!

I think he's going to Gibbons!

by xYB- April 12, 2010

gibbon

Any unusually handsome, tall and long armed proponent of archery.

Rawr! Did you see that Gibbon on target 3? Think I stand a chance with him?

by FlightyR September 11, 2008

Gibbon

A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.

person 1-"why is paul in the hospital"
Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener"
person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."

by Kane-Train December 12, 2010

Gibbon

A large very man that resembles an ape or bigfoot .most of the time has a foot injury caused by sticking it into his mouth.also slang for loud large hairy man who smells.

smells like gibbon in here ! the bar was filled with gibbons !

by jg momma November 22, 2011

gibbon

Term coined by members of the Scotch College community in Perth, Australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) pills.

"I just scored some gibbons off dazza"
"has that gibbon kicked in yet"
"man I just dropped 4 gibbons...I'm fuck'n mashed"

by defektion November 02, 2006