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Dan Gettery

(1) An evolved form of the phrase "Dang it". Can be used when dealing with elderly people, although it can be mis-heard as "Damn Jittery", but you can easily avoid this mis-step by assuring them that "Dan Gettery" was a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian;(2) A famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian
Ex 1: Ah Dan Gettery!!!

Ex 2:
Me: Ah Dan Gettery!!!

Elderly Figure: What did you just say boy??

Me: Oh, Dan Gettery, he is a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian, we learned about him today in school.

Elderly Figure: Oh, what a fine young whiper-snapper you are, here is a lollipop.
1. Combination of "ghetto" and "country."
2. Someone or something that has the characteristic of being in both low-urban and rural areas.
3. Foods that have also originated in those areas.
1. A rusted up farm truck with brand new spinners: that's ghettry.
2. A woman who constantly wears a Japanese-cut horsehair wig, a very short and dusty jean dress with brown boots: that's ghettry.
3. A sugar sandwich fried in melted sugar-butter: that's ghettry.
4. A mayonnaise sandwich (nothing but mayonnaise): that's ghettry.
5. The Shuga-Pressha Special; malted milk balls that have been battered with egg and cornmeal, deep-fried, coated in powdered sugar, deep-fried again, dipped in chocolate, deep-fried again, dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried again, dipped in thick caramel, deep-fried again, and heavily sprinkled with seasoned salt and garlic powder: that's REALLY ghettry!
1) A hotel seemingly in the ghetto.
2) A hotel that is far away from the sites and attractions of the city that you are visiting.
3) Any lower-tier chain of a major hotel brand - i.e. A Courtyard Marriott.
Matt: "Where are you staying this week during the conference? The Marriott? Hyatt?"
Jennifer: "No, I am staying in some ghettel 24 miles and 45 minutes of traffic away."
Ghettel by HolsingerTX March 11, 2011

Shetterly 

The act of being a chimo/pedaphile and trying to fuck girls half your age
Craig saw Emily and became a shetterly
Shetterly by Ol trov May 31, 2016

Ghettero 

Ghettero is a slur between Ghetto and Hetero. Ghetto has come to mean almost anything now days. But all in all it usally means strait up or extreme. Hetero means strait like heterosexual is oriented to the opposite sex. So pretty much Ghetero is strait up extreme, boss , awesome, the bomb.
"whoa! no school today? that's ghettero bruhh"
Ghettero by bruddah-C January 6, 2010
adv. Something that is or appears ghetto
Why is the laundromat sign hung upside down? It's because washer turns. Aww, I thought it was placed ghettoly like that.