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Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
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Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

gettysburg 

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.
Getrude is a name mostly shortened to Getty. Getrude is strong and usually too generous. Hides her emotions pretty well and is honest. She's beautiful but doesn't know it yet so her self esteem isn't at 100%. Dating a Getrude is awesome because she's drama-free.

ONE WORD : PRICELESS!
My mum is a true a Getrude.
getrude by GertieGetty March 6, 2016

Getronics 

The art of bending over your employees and "sticking it to them."

Derived from the latin word,

Impetro - to "get" - also penetrate deeper than usual.
Common uses are as a form of "stepping stone" to those who are fortunate to convince other employers that their stay was only temporary, and that no habits were picked up from Getronics.
Getronics by PrOwLeR84 October 3, 2007

gerrymentia 

When a legislator gerrymanders so much, they forget what district they belong to.
“There goes poor Rep Schroer, suffering from gerrymentia. He’s gerrymandered so much, he doesn’t even know what district he lives in anymore.”
gerrymentia by NoMoMo November 6, 2020