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Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.
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Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

gettysburg 

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.
gettysburg by johnwilkesboothkilledabe September 14, 2009

Gettysburg Hat-Trick 

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.
Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.
Gettysburg Hat-Trick by Banangy February 14, 2013

gettysburg axe handle 

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

Gettysburg High School

A school with a lot of hot, rich, douchebags. All the girls act like sluts and are sex animals. A lot of the people there are ski/board posers who attempt to shred at ski liberty. Fights 24/7 and nicotine addiction everywhere
Person 1: what school has the same square footage as the girls body count?

Person 2: That’s Gettysburg High School that school is huge but the guys dicks and girls tits are bigger

Gettysburg College 

Small liberal arts school in the south central pa, about an hour and a half from washington or baltimore. Gettysburg's academic programs can be either very challenging or very easy. For example, the typical gettysburg management major ( the schools watered down version of business) can go out 7 nights a week and still manage to get As and Bs. Meanwhile, students with majors within the science department are rarely seen out on days other than friday or saturday due to very demanding coursework and slightly biased liberal arts core requirements. Also, Gettysburg College has a huge emphasis on Greek Life. Almost all upperclassmen are somehow involved, which is advantageous because theres not much else to do during the weekend otherwise. Meanwhile, the school waters down the percent of greek students to incoming students, not mentioning that freshman arent allowed to rush. so thats about 600-700 kids that arent in greek life because they arent allowed to be. The majority of Gettysburg students are white upper-middle to upper class students. Don't be surprised to see a lot of pastels, popped collars, lilly pulitzer, and loafers on both men and women. Also, most students are conservative; however, the presence of liberals on this campus has been growing in the past years. Overall, Gettysburg is an Ok place to go. Most importantly a degree from Gettysburg looks great regardless of who you are. Just expect to fit the image
Typical Gettysburg College Conversation

Lacrosse Player IV: hey whats open tonight?

Abbreviated Last Name III: i hear ato, tke, sae, and fiji. ato opens after their mixer with chio and sae opens after its mixer with dg.

Lacrosse Player IV: SICK!
Gettysburg College by hdibs May 21, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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