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How does 'get fucked' sound?
Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?
Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?
Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.
How does 'get fucked' sound? by smarter than your mum March 30, 2009
Yeh Nah Get Fucked
Jim: Oi Bazza come crush some cones with us tonight g.
Baz: ..... Yeh Nah Get Fucked.
Jim: Righto cunt.
Baz: ..... Yeh Nah Get Fucked.
Jim: Righto cunt.
Yeh Nah Get Fucked by ozzonic November 28, 2018
Goatfucked
previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.
goat + fucked
the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.
literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
goat + fucked
the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.
literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
Goatfucked by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
i need to get fucked respectfully
i need to get fucked respectfully by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021
Go Get Fucked
This is the little-known twin brother of "Go Fuck Yourself." However, the demand is slightly more humiliating and degrading -- as the prospect of getting fucked by some unknown force in an unknown orifice is much more unsettling than merely fucking yourself, or masturbating.
Can be shortened to GGF for brevity.
Can be shortened to GGF for brevity.
Steve: Blake told me you had sex with my sister last night.
Buck: Yeah, well you can tell Blake to go get fucked.
Buck: Yeah, well you can tell Blake to go get fucked.
Go Get Fucked by jbarryd November 17, 2007
geofucked
In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.
geofucked by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013
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