6 definitions by jbarryd

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.
Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.
by jbarryd October 27, 2016
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This is the little-known twin brother of "Go Fuck Yourself." However, the demand is slightly more humiliating and degrading -- as the prospect of getting fucked by some unknown force in an unknown orifice is much more unsettling than merely fucking yourself, or masturbating.

Can be shortened to GGF for brevity.
Steve: Blake told me you had sex with my sister last night.

Buck: Yeah, well you can tell Blake to go get fucked.
by jbarryd October 30, 2007
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Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
by jbarryd June 22, 2012
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The distance in number of years on either side of your age that you would fuck someone.
Being 40 is awesome. I will fuck anything from 20 to 60. I’ve never had a 20 year Fuck Radius before.
by jbarryd August 6, 2021
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Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.
Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.
by jbarryd March 6, 2020
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A heightened feeling of bravado that is often (but not always) false or undeserved.
Ex 1 Joe Burrow was really smelling himself at the end of the 2019 college football season.

Ex2 Did you see the way Christine was walking around at the party like her shit didn’t stink? She was really smelling herself.
by jbarryd March 7, 2020
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