Definitions by jbarryd

Fuck Radius 

The distance in number of years on either side of your age that you would fuck someone.

Being 40 is awesome. I will fuck anything from 20 to 60. I’ve never had a 20 year Fuck Radius before.

Fuck Radius by jbarryd August 6, 2021

Smelling Himself 

A heightened feeling of bravado that is often (but not always) false or undeserved.

Ex 1 Joe Burrow was really smelling himself at the end of the 2019 college football season.

Ex2 Did you see the way Christine was walking around at the party like her shit didn’t stink? She was really smelling herself.

Smelling Himself by jbarryd March 7, 2020

My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

My Hair is Perfect by jbarryd March 6, 2020

Good Penis Day 

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

Good Penis Day by jbarryd October 27, 2016

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

When the cat's away, the mice play golf. by jbarryd June 25, 2012

Go Get Fucked 

This is the little-known twin brother of "Go Fuck Yourself." However, the demand is slightly more humiliating and degrading -- as the prospect of getting fucked by some unknown force in an unknown orifice is much more unsettling than merely fucking yourself, or masturbating.

Can be shortened to GGF for brevity.

Steve: Blake told me you had sex with my sister last night.

Buck: Yeah, well you can tell Blake to go get fucked.

Go Get Fucked by jbarryd November 17, 2007