Gerve

A girl perve.

Yum. Whenever I walk into A&F, I turn into such a gerve.

by nomnomnay September 18, 2011

gerve

Combination between geek and perve. Basically a computer dork who wanks off every hour at cyber fantasy porn yet has never yet had any physical contact with a member of the opposite sex.

Woah dude, that sad-act's such a gerve.

by kwanongoma October 9, 2008

Mindgaus gerve

Mindgaus Gerve also know as the failure of mma, has hair on his face which resembles a a 80 year old Vagina

Omg your pussy looks like mindgaus gerve

by Mindgaus Gerve May 2, 2020

gar_gerve

tite mo kinaen

gar_gerve last night..

by ,kjhgf May 5, 2021

Gerde

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017