gerve

Combination between geek and perve. Basically a computer dork who wanks off every hour at cyber fantasy porn yet has never yet had any physical contact with a member of the opposite sex.

Woah dude, that sad-act's such a gerve.

by kwanongoma October 09, 2008

Gerve

A girl perve.

Yum. Whenever I walk into A&F, I turn into such a gerve.

by nomnomnay September 18, 2011

gerv

A perv who is a girl. Can also be "gervert".

Sara: Have you met John? He has such a nice ass!
Jane: You're such a gerv!

by Anonymous13579 April 21, 2007

Gerv

Being broke asf, and ankles can’t be repaired

The kid with polio is gerved

by SomaliaMemes666 July 13, 2018

Mindgaus gerve

Mindgaus Gerve also know as the failure of mma, has hair on his face which resembles a a 80 year old Vagina

Omg your pussy looks like mindgaus gerve

by Mindgaus Gerve May 02, 2020