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germs that are passed on whilst poking someone on Facebook that is sick.

germs passed on through poking someone on Facebook when YOU are sick
"Duuude i just poked you!" "Haha well sucks for you, you have gersms now cuz i have the flu !"
gersms by uohc November 13, 2011
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gersms by Bill12334566778 October 30, 2011
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the germs 

punk rock band from the late 1970s in Los Angeles. The band consisted of Darby Crash (real name Paul Beahm, vocals), Pat Smear (real name Georg Ruthenberg, guitar), various alternating and short-lived drummers (Donna Rhea, Belinda Carlisle or Dottie Danger) then finally Don Bolles, and Lorna Doom (bass). The band was at first a joke, performing stunts on stage to distract from the fact that they lacked skill on their instruments. Darby would smear peanut butter on his chest and pour sugar everywhere during "Sugar, Sugar", break bottles on his head, and even cut himself on stage. Later shows became very violent and the band was banned from many venues. Their sound changed over time to be poetic and aggressive, and they developed a bit of a cult following. At age 22 (1980) Darby Crash committed suicide by overdosing on heroin. He wrote a note that said "Here Lies Darby Crash" and splayed himself out on the floor like Jesus on the cross. The next day was John Lennon's death, which overshadowed Beahm's. The band is now performing with Shane West replacing Darby. Shane played Darby in the upcoming film "What We Do Is Secret."
Did you know that Darby Crash from The Germs was gay?
the germs by Emma the Germ December 9, 2008

Wank germs 

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away
Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them
Wank germs by maxipad101 June 14, 2016

Blue Germs

A person whom identifies as going to the primary school Brindle St Joseph’s
Ugh look at those idiot blue germs
Blue Germs by FactsByMwa July 5, 2021

dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.
.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
dick germs by cremapie August 25, 2021

There are other germs on your hands. 

There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:
"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."
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