dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.
.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
by cremapie August 25, 2021
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ball piercing

males can diy-pierce their balls with any instrument that works. although not advised, one could simply ram a screwdriver into his balls to pierce them.
.. : "hello sir, how may i help you?"
.. : "uhm i think i wasn't successful in my diy ball piercing.. i could use some help with the screwdriver up my balls."
by cremapie August 25, 2021
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janus

janus is this type of person that promises something, yet never actually fulfills them. he would also constantly bet in areas (despite knowing he is not strong in that area) with money & he also borrows money constantly, almost never returning the amount in time.
.. : "oh yeah! i think someone owes me money from 2 months ago but i can't really remember who.."
.. : i bet $5 it's janus.
by cremapie August 25, 2021
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