germalism 

A lowly form of journalism; grubby and/or focussing on the minute and irrelevant. Often happens at the expense of reporting issues in the public interest.

This furore about the Prime Minister scratching her earlobe at a funeral being 'slammed' as an insult to the deceased is germalism!

germalism by TedH August 8, 2012

Gralism 

Gralism is an ideology, concept and regime. It's based off of coordinated anarchy and where parallel meets the perpendicular. The regime is usually when one person owns all the economy, industry but most importantly the mines of one's land. The people, usually called Gralists, are devoted to receive a certain amount of what the leader decides to give or lend.

"What ideology do you follow?"
"I follow Gralism, a great advancement of life."

Gralism by SNESfreak April 5, 2019

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

Germanistan 

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.

Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.

Germanistan by Smith Clark June 11, 2018

gerganism

The study of pimpin' and keeping hoes in line along with compiling stats for football teams. Includes showing elderly women the locker room in order to take advantage of their awe.

Chris Delbo is practicing gerganism as we speak. He is a gerganistic fuck.

gerganism by BFFCB November 17, 2011

Germlish 

A language made up of German and English, usually used by someone who doesn't know German fluently. English words are spoken with a German accent.

Person 1: Was bist du doing today?

Person 2: Are you speaking German or English?

Person 1: Nein, Ich bin speaking Germlish.

Person 2: *Worried expression on face*

Germlish by Kiro<33 January 8, 2009

Gemalis 

Usually a very "fun sized" person. Likes to party , but doesnt take it over the top. But when you first meet a Gemalis they tend to be very shy. Most Gemalis's like to be freaky, but only with one specific person. They are usually very hardheaded , but caring , like to laugh , and also they are very faithful , and loving. One more thing about a Gemalis is they are a very beautiful individual inside & out.

I met a Gemalis the other day , she didn't talk very much , but she was very pretty .

Gemalis by Swaggmachine November 7, 2012