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geRietveld 

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.
Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"
geRietveld by Stilborn October 1, 2007

Gernat Shuffle 

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.
Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.
Gernat Shuffle by Carandil April 17, 2010
A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.
P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.
GerIta by Ze Mole June 27, 2009

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.
P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*

Geriaphobia 

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.
Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.
Geriaphobia by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006