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guraphobia

I am scared of gawr gura i have guraphobia
guraphobia by GawrGura October 15, 2020

Gretaphobia 

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”
Gretaphobia by emgvf May 6, 2022

Geniophobia 

dude, wear a scarf! i have geniophobia!
Geniophobia by Dr Carlisle Cullen2 February 23, 2009

Germaphobic 

This is an abnormal mental condition in a person characterized by an inflated or irrational fear of catching disease. People who go to extreme lengths to protect themselves from catching disease are said to be "germaphobic" .

Examples include:

1)Using paper towels to turn off taps and open doors in bathrooms.
2)Avoiding finger food that is placed in communal serving dishes e.g. potato chips.
3)Using an alcohol-based hand sanitizer after shaking hands or simply refusing to shake hand with others.

People who suffer from OCD are often germaphobic and in slang are said to be Germaphobes.
Person 1: "Wow! that Bill guy is totally germaphobic. After I shook hands with him he had to completely disinfect his hands with hand sanitizer! What up with that?"
Germaphobic by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010

Goraphobia 

A person that is scared of white people.
See also "Gora"
Person 1: "Let's go to the bar to watch the game"
Person 2: "Nah there's too many goras (white people) and I have goraphobia"
Goraphobia by £ze July 17, 2021

Geriaphiliac 

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.
"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."
Geriaphiliac by Red Killwell July 3, 2007