gerfus

Fergus, but **BETTER**

person 1: Oh is that fergus?
person 2: No thats **GERFUS**
person 1: *Dies of shock*

by Lemon56 June 10, 2021

gerfunkenrub

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub

John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.

by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007

garfussy

andrew garfield’s boy pussy

“andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter

by marfy11 December 20, 2021

gerfunkenrub

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.

I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.

by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008

Gerfuggery

Extremely stupid stupidity. Originated from the webcomic Patchwork Heroes. (yeti.keenspace.com)

"I had to make up a new word to describe how stupid that is. That word is 'Gerfuggery'."

by GG Crono 4 April 2, 2004

gerfunkenrub

A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.

Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.

I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.

by Aweso.. January 11, 2008

Gerbussy

The result of combining Gerbil and ussy. Most commonly used in a very desperate game of pictionary.

Player 1: "Fuck what is he drawing"
Player 2: "I don't know, gerbussy?"

by ProGamerSnoZ June 4, 2023