gerblin

An overweight non-binary person with bright-colored, short hair. Typically very active on social media. They should be passionate about at least one of the following: Rick and Morty, Nintendo Switch, performance activism, and working at coffee shops

I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw a gerblin post a 30 tweet thread exposing Dave Chappelle.

by Assman2 May 17, 2022

gerblin

A gerblin is a friend who is taller than average height and cannot qualify to be a gremlin, hence making them a gerblin.

"Oh my god did you see Harry today? He has such gerblin energy."

by Terrified_houseplant April 8, 2021

Gerblin

A euphemism for putting a small rodent in your anus while masturbating.

Yeah he bought that hamster after his girl left so he can give himself a gerblin.

by thickest_dickest January 28, 2023