Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.

"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."

Bloody Geraldo by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011

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Gerardo

The nigga with the biggest dick at the party.

Man I wish I was a Gerardo. I’d let him fuck me!

Gerardo by Yosssssss June 20, 2019

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Gerardo is sweet, kind, nice, funny,and weird sometimes. But his kisses will melt your heart and you will fall in love with them kisses. He gotta girl already tho! He so kind to her and treats her like his number one queen. He kisses, hugs, and tries to talk to her even tho sometimes she’s nervous he will always know how much she cares about him oh btw he’s hot

Gerardo is cute and funny

Gerardo by Gerardoiscute February 28, 2019

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Gerardo by anonymous September 29, 2021

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gerardopoly

"Gerardopoly" was a term said by Frank Iero, rhythm guiatrist, of My Chemical Romance. He said that for their former drummer's solo project (Bob Bryar) he would write a song about Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Specifically "Oh, Gerard. Gerard, you make my heart burn.."

"gerardopoly" is also a user on the photo-sharing app Instagram. They are well-known for their pictures, personality, humor and love for their followers.

Guy 1: Oh, Gerard you make my heart buuurn!
Guy 2: Haha, Gerardopoly

Instagramer 1: Have you seen gerardopoly post at all today?

Instagramer 2: Sure, I have! gerardopoly is right is my notifications!

gerardopoly by InstgrammarMCR January 20, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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