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A nice man that does everything for his family
Gerado your a really nice man
gerado by Lara rara uege April 22, 2017
Words you can keep

Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado 

She just got married to gerry and this is her name...
omgggggggg so Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado

Bloody Geraldo 

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.
"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
The nigga with the biggest dick at the party.
Man I wish I was a Gerardo. I’d let him fuck me!
Gerardo by Yosssssss June 20, 2019
Gerardo is sweet, kind, nice, funny,and weird sometimes. But his kisses will melt your heart and you will fall in love with them kisses. He gotta girl already tho! He so kind to her and treats her like his number one queen. He kisses, hugs, and tries to talk to her even tho sometimes she’s nervous he will always know how much she cares about him oh btw he’s hot
Gerardo is cute and funny
Gerardo by Gerardoiscute February 28, 2019
Gerardo
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Gerardo by anonymous September 29, 2021

gerardopoly 

"Gerardopoly" was a term said by Frank Iero, rhythm guiatrist, of My Chemical Romance. He said that for their former drummer's solo project (Bob Bryar) he would write a song about Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Specifically "Oh, Gerard. Gerard, you make my heart burn.."

"gerardopoly" is also a user on the photo-sharing app Instagram. They are well-known for their pictures, personality, humor and love for their followers.
Guy 1: Oh, Gerard you make my heart buuurn!
Guy 2: Haha, Gerardopoly

Instagramer 1: Have you seen gerardopoly post at all today?

Instagramer 2: Sure, I have! gerardopoly is right is my notifications!
gerardopoly by InstgrammarMCR January 20, 2013
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