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A person with a large collection and knowledge about expensive, rare and authentic tactical/military gear.
If you need something, ask Mike, he's a complete geardo.
geardo by Mike "LoneWolf" December 15, 2006
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1. (Noun) A person who has an infatuation with the equipment necessary to perform a given task, 2. (Adjective) To maximize the amount of equipment necessary to perform a task.
1. (Noun:) "Price is no barrier for a geardo like me," 2. (Adjective:) "because, as an Army brat, being a "geardo" is in my blood."
Geardo by TheMichaelAngelou November 12, 2022
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Someone who has a large collection and extensive knowledge of gear.
You spent half of your paycheck on that? Man. Your such a Geardo.
Geardo by The Geardo November 13, 2009
1. Someone who has a large collection of either Paintball or Airsoft gear
Wow that guys a complete geardo
geardo by J sonic August 12, 2006

gearboxing 

The act of leaving a gearbox on the doorstep of someone who annoys you, generally done in Austraila
1) Wayne was being a total wanker so we gearboxed him.

2) Wayne threatened to sue us for gearboxing him, but nothing ever happened.
gearboxing by femdom December 19, 2010
The nigga with the biggest dick at the party.
Man I wish I was a Gerardo. I’d let him fuck me!
Gerardo by Yosssssss June 20, 2019
Gerardo is sweet, kind, nice, funny,and weird sometimes. But his kisses will melt your heart and you will fall in love with them kisses. He gotta girl already tho! He so kind to her and treats her like his number one queen. He kisses, hugs, and tries to talk to her even tho sometimes she’s nervous he will always know how much she cares about him oh btw he’s hot
Gerardo is cute and funny
Gerardo by Gerardoiscute February 28, 2019
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